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Never lie to a woman

ahmedfarag

ahmedfarag

Egypt

Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "
Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
" Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"


The wife replied, “I
did. They're in your fishing box ..." ?
Never Lie To A Woman…!!!

11:29 AM Feb 06 2008 |

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cicekcocuk

cicekcocuk

Turkey

haha, that's great! :) thanks for sharing.

04:55 PM Feb 06 2008 |

devindernagpal

India

Friends,

Both try to befool each other & both are big fools,we just deceive ourself.

01:11 AM Feb 07 2008 |

lizzie.ld

lizzie.ld

China

Laughing It's  really  funny!

01:58 AM Feb 07 2008 |

Linguist

Linguist

Russian Federation

 YES!! Women are smarter!!! Laughing  lol

08:16 AM Feb 07 2008 |

ahmedfarag

ahmedfarag

Egypt

Next time  take care to open all your stuff

08:47 AM Feb 07 2008 |

joyoung

China

really funny!!Laughing

11:58 AM Feb 07 2008 |

a7beekmoot

a7beekmoot

Saudi Arabia

looooooooooooooooooool  funny

02:14 PM Feb 07 2008 |

forevery1031

China

hey boy it’s nice for sharing ur wonderfull work, ilike it!

07:32 AM Jun 17 2008 |

sarona_909

sarona_909

Saudi Arabia

loooooooooooooool women r smarter

08:58 AM Jun 17 2008 |

cala lane

cala lane

China

Ahah,That man are so foolish!

09:35 AM Jun 17 2008 |