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The humour english is special. There are a sample of them. I choice three english jokes. It´s not very longers. Anybody to know much?

Dogs and CatsWhat is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods; Cats instead think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.

River A man was walking along a river bank (the land at the side of a river is called a bank) when he saw a man walking along the opposite bank. He called across, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?" The other man looked confused and shouted back, "You're on the other side of the river already." 

God and the man A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?" God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents." The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?" God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"

Hi by everybody. I tired because in this site there many thing to do and I to do everythings. It`s not posible.

Well, I will be patient, I will must patient.

Today, in my job I feel a litle bad because the next monday come back my boss and also I will have to begun to work a fulltime. It´s horrible!

Greetings to everybody from meyre737`s world.

Hello to everybody. I love that my blogs had see o read by other people.

I like write and when I was a child I dream with I become a famous writer. Also I like read a mistery and amazing stories about magic, wichts and whatever.

I think that I´m a curious person and I like to know other thing than I don`t understood and descover new things.

Bye, bye.